Friday, April 25, 2008

Dear Jermaine,

regardless to the fact that you are vertically challenged, i highly disagree with your choice to begin shopping in the wee-little-guy section. this outfit looks like you're headed out to play time with your second grade friends. between the loud coloration and the knee-ripped jeans, i find it hard to take you seriously as a man in his late 30's. is it just me or does that color swirl look like a tropical fruit explosion with candy shoes to match? and aren't you head of some new record label? just because you are trying to keep it trendy, you don't have to go to the Nth degree. a simple printed tee and blazer combo or PLAIN hooded sweatshirt would have sufficed. but what i think is bothering me most is the jeans. i never even wore jeans like that, and i'm a female. something about it is just off. don't do it again.





Mizrepresent said...

Gurl, you hit the nail on the head for sure...that's a clown outfit! I really don't like the way Mariah Carey dresses, looks sleezy!

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

well we all know who this vote goes out to
mariah carey, she needs to come out of her comfort zone "short and tight"

Queen of My Castle said...

This outfit of Mr. JD's was wtong on so many levels. LOL. I'm with Mr. Fresh. I would love to be Mimi's stylist for one day. That's all I would need. I would also like to dress pseudo-celeb J. Hud.

TravelDiva said...


SMH at the holes in the jeans.

SERENA WILLIAMS! She just doesn't know what to wear to flatter her shape! It drives me bonkers.

Fantasia also needs to fire her stylist or hire one if that's her own ghetto fab style.

Bunmmy said...

Mariah, Mariah , Mariah

enuff said.

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

@ miz r...ugh! she's really my top pick! i am soooooo tired of her short & stank ensembles...that and the butterflies!

@ F& already know! LOL!

@ queen...j-hud does need some help dressing for her shape. a lot of times, it looks as if she's missing spanx or a good girdle

@ traveldiva...AGREED!! i know she has that muscle-y shape, but she could do better draping it. oftentime, she accentuates that huge bum in an unflattering way. and i don't want two tickets to the gun show when it comes to women :-S

@ bunmmy...welcome to the circle. and agreed, agreed, agreed! :-)

The F$%K it List said...

Foxy Brown, someone needs to hip her to the wonders of a good weave.

Lil Kim all the designer this and that does nothing for you MA!

Mariah-All of you have mentioned that mess already. Those boobs need a little less exposure

I know I have already spoke on J.D and his midget swag so I'll stop here.

jameil1922 said...

lmao @ wee-little-guy! so head on for this whole thing. yes mc deserves a vote but i'm also going with beyonce. mama tina is a hot mess and dressing her little bundle of money i mean joy the same way from day one. HOT mess.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

LIL MAMA............go back to my page and you will see why, Im threw with her...she is killing me

Taryn "Skinny Genes" B. said...

He got into a fight with some crayola crayons and lost, and then he got chased down by two pitbulls and he hopped the fence and ripped his jeans...cut him some slack, he had a rough day lol ^_^

dejanae said...

a friggin mess

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

@ F-it...true! foxy needs to overhaul that atrocious weave pronto!

@ jameil...i would have to agree. beyonce really can strecth it to the limit sometimes with the mama tina creations

@ poca...OMG!!! you are a mess!!!

@ taryn...thats a good synopsis! that would be the only way i'd excuse this foolishness-LOL!

@ dejanae...mess indeed! ;-P

12kyle said...

PCD...this is too easy

Flavor Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav


Miss Mika said...

It kills me how these celebrities have all this loot, and choose to dress as ridiculous as this.

12kyle took one of my votes... Flavor Flav needs a complete make over... and a reality check!

Bjork... her sense of style is extremely off.

And I would LOVE to hook Brittany Spears up with a decent looking weave!

The Flyyest said...

LMAO @ 25kyle for saying flavor flaaavvvvvvvvvv!!!

he is hella right tho!!

shit.....and New Yorks ass!!!!

New Black Woman said...

Wow....that's hideous!

Kitty said...

I vote for Khia. Bless her heart. Mariah's definitely a big one. Solange is another one. Some people can take something a little weird and make it look hot but she just isn't one of those people.

Marleaux said...

LMAO, he's been hanging out with his daughter too much. Following the trends of his school mates. Asking her where lil Tommy got his sneaks from. This won't bring your hairline back up Jermaine. You getting old, no matter how colorful the hoodie...