Movie Manners

UGH! this was the sound i made as i sat and tried to watch HANCOCK the other night. i always try NOT to sit relatively close to anyone and my mum and i had found the perfect seats, not too close, not too far, centrally located with people dispersed at a comfortable distance.





so of course, you could imagine my chagrin when a portly man who looked like he just rolled out of his bed wearing yesterday's clothes squeezed himself into MY aisle. he huffed and puffed and sat on down. then began his eating....*stomach turning* he crunched so loudly, and hand shuffled his candies like he was about to roll dice. then he'd turn the candy box upside down and shake them into his mouth making this rumbling noise....oh, and he'd hit the bottom of the box like a drum so as not to miss the most microscopic of crumbs. every time he did something, i'd just look at him like he was crazy. but it got worse!






he started burping...not belching, but BURPING! like a freight train...and it was continuous. after the 7th one, i was said, "REALLY? you're for real? this is a public theater, not your home!" his girlfriend sat up and looked at me like i was insane, but at this point i didn't care. if either one of them were gonna get tough, then whatever-whatever.



i am so sick of being at public places with nasty people. seriously, is it too much to ask that you act like you weren't raised by pigs for a couple of hours? like when me and lil PCD were at her music & dance class....two kids kept licking the drums that kids were trying to beat. they were so gross, lil PCD just backed up and stared at them like the hogs they were and gave up on trying to make music. and their mother was just chillin! not saying a word.....





***WHAT'S A RECENT NASTY OR RUDE ENCOUNTER YOU'VE HAD WITH SOMEONE OR AT SOME PLACE?***

Which One...Pick One

hey peoples! how was your holiday? i think i gained 2 pounds and that friggin cheesecake will be the death of me-UGH! i feel fatter even thinking about it. anyhoo, i hope yours was fab!

now, i was thinking about something...if i could be in a movie...which one would i pick? i tried not to think too hard about it because there are a gazillion movies that i like. sooooooo, the first one i thought of was...

MO' BETTER BLUES





i just think jazz clibs are so sexy. and that daggone bleek gilliam! (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) lawd, hold my mule! this movie had culture, history, talent, family, friends and fighting...but all ended well...and it's not too far from reality. its totally believable!

now, what movie would i NOT want to be in? that would have to be the color purple.




none of the women really had it together. shug was talented and semi-famous...but she was a whore with the nasty woman's disease. sophia was like a welfare mother who did prison time and ended up with a cock eye, and celie was....celie. no explanation needed. then factor in the facts that there was no air conditioning, loads of manual labor and a crap load of kids!?!?! oh, i wouldn't have made it passed age 7. nettie had it the best...but she was no where near her family and she had to go all the way to africa to achieve something. the scene when her and celie were separated is enough to make my eyes bleed. its so heart wrenching!


***WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT MOVIE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN? AND WHICH ONE WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO BE IN? WHY AND WHY NOT?***

You, My Dear, Are W-A-C-K!

i've been seeing some of the movie ads for new and upcoming films...and some of them are sooooooooo wack.

take for instance...MEET DAVE

this looks a hot, tranny, unfunny robotic mess. and good luck to gabrielle union for signing onto such a dumb looking movie. and i'm worried for eddie...it seems as if his comedic view is off or something because he has yet to recapture his days of old, when he was truly funny without acting so stupidly.

anyhoo, i started thinking about just a few (cuz there are so many) movies that i;ve seen that were the PITS!!!

THE LOVE GURU

**mike, stop it. every character, wig and moustache you throw on does not make you funny***

THE STRANGERS

**the strangers...who wrote this? the senior citizen committee of the emotionally disturbed? zzzzzzzzz**

KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL

**jamie kennedy has never been that funny, but how he was allowed to keep making movies (see: malibu's most wanted) is beyond me**

TROPIC THUNDER

**ok, so i know that robert downey jr is not technically in blackface and that hes playing character that disguised himself as black....but i can't get with it. what is this, soul man '08?**

THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH

***eddie, i have no words honey**

THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE

**um, i think this was hollywood's attempt to wipe out will's shining stardom cuz this movie is an atrocity covered in hot garbage...thankfuly, he came to his sense later**

CROSSROADS

**maybe this movie is the real reason britney spears lost her mind? just a thought...**

METEOR MAN

**the silliness is endless in this movie...from the blonde-haired man gang and the eddie griffin sidekick-gone-wild...this should have justs stayed in someone's dreams of being a superhero**


**and just for fun, the tv series BLADE. UGH!!!! someone, please pass me a blade to scoop my eyeballs out with!**

***WHAT ARE SOME OF THE WACKEST MOVIES YOU'VE SEEN OR YOU THINK ARE COMING OUT SOON?***

Double or Nothing....(And Scene Results)

so you guys HAVE to admit that a lot of those scene stills were super easy! and since they were, i've got something else for you...but first, let's acknowledge the winner of yesterday's trivia and the answers to all of the movies.

the winner is, KITTY from The Young & The Reckless....

kitty got 14 correct...but i had to deduct 2 for not being specific on numbers 4 & 16...BUT she got the BONUS which was worth 5 points!

n second place, getting the most correct all around is newcomer to the circle - She W0rd Hustlez from The Life Of A Word Hustler

getting 16 correct. and she even added extra info such as detail from the scene the still is from

GREAT JOB GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! you win unlimited access to THE PRETTY CIRCLE!!! ha ha ha, well, you already have that so i guess you actually win a shining, triumphant glow of victory over the other circlers-lol!!

ANSWERS:

1. BELLY

2. THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

3. BROWN SUGAR

4. OCEAN'S 11

5. ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

6.MO' MONEY

7. ROMY & MICHELLE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

8. HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK

9. JUNGLE FEVER

10. THE WEDDING SINGER

11. STRICTLY BUSINESS

12. MILLION DOLLAR BABY

13. DELIVER US FROM EVA

14. SPIDERMAN 3

15. TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME

16. HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK

17. CLAUDINE

18. CLOCKERS

19. SAW

20. *BONUS* REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

but as i said, it was kinda easy, sooooooooooooo, since i'm in a trivia type of mood, i've organized another. below i have posted a picture, name and actor in number order. whatever number is by their name is the number of movies you need to name that they've acted in. if they've been in sequels, only name the first. NO CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!! THEY NEED TO BE MOVIES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED!!! DO NOT LOOK THEM UP...THIS HAS TO BE STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD!!!!

1. CLIVE OWEN

2. TYRA BANKS

3. BEN STILLER

4. QUEEN LATIFAH

5. JULIA ROBERTS

6. ADAM SANDLER

7. MARTIN LAWRENCE

8. HALLE BERRY

9. WILL SMITH

10. EDDIE MURPHY

*BONUS* DENZEL WASHINGTON...NAME 15!!!!!!!

I'll Be Impressed If....

...if you can name all of the movies where these scene stills came from. i loooooooooooooooooove movies! ALL KINDS OF MOVIES!!!!!! let's see how many of these super popular productions you can name!!!! (if it's a sequal, be sure to name which one) honestly, some of these are way too easy. i'll leave this up for a minute so people can can get chance to guess-NO CHEATING!



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BONUS!!!!!!!!! if you guess this, you are officialy the cool kid at school for the day *wink*


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