Wonderfully Whiny Wednesday

i'm so tired, i think i'm becoming delirious

good news tho, my evil beta fish that always tried to attack my finger has finally kicked the bucket. i've now learned i'm not a fish person either. guess we just won't have any pets :-( but i really want one to be in family pics (like for the holidays) and cats aren't very cooperative

my tummy hurts

i finally got my obama/biden sticker in the mail...geez!

why did PCD de-sticker it and fold/crumple it all up?

why did i do my darndest to flatten that sucker out?

i've seen the movie ratatouille 8 times in the past week-UGH!

i prefer open season with martin lawrence and ashton kutcher

i missed the latest episode of diddy's assistant (or whatever its called)-dangit!

why is a chick on there 40 years old and trying to be diddy's assistant?

i feel like i''m entirely too old for that and i'm not even 30 yet...but hey, whatever floats your boat. but aren't you older than diddy? awkward :-S would you still be considered an assistant or like a den-mother? i like homegirl tho, hope she wins!

is anyone else starting to get pumped for the christmas season?

i ate salt n' vinegar chips for breakfast today...terrible

the other day, i took lil PCD into a public restroom to tinkle and afterward, she said, "mommy, you go pee-pee!" and started clapping for me as an incentive. it made me shriek with laughter!

i'm dying for an italian cheeseburger with the works....so bad yet, so delicious! (do southern places have those)

getting some exotic chocolates this weekend...mmmmmmmmmm

i love caramel apples...but i hate when they have a bunch of crap stuck to them like nuts and coconut or marshmallows-bleh! and just what kind do you think my hubby, the person whose child i bore, bought me? just guess...friggin men

now i want some crab alfredo....dangit!

***HOW'S YOUR WEDNESDAY GOING? IS IT GOLDEN OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET OVER THE HUMP? WHAT'S NEW WITH YA?***

Pending Divorce

thats right people...PCD wants a divorce. and altho some may consider this an extremely private matter, don't fret...its been coming for a while. i toss and turn about how to properly handle this, but there really isn't any one answer, so i'll have to just wing it i guess and hope everything works out in the end.

dear thighs,

you suck! you are not like you used to be. you changed up and now i don't know you anymore. i feel betrayed. i don't trust you anymore. and without trust, there can be no love, so we're done!

PCD

yes, i am divorcing my thighs. they are just not working with me these days and i'm not feeling this change. and altho i certainly look nothing like this..

or...

i still earn for yesteryear when they didn't communicate with each other so much.

they used to be distant affliates. now, they seem like twins bucking for siamese status. not cool i say!

***WHAT BODY CONCERN HAS YOU READY TO UP AND DIVORCE IT? TUMMY, ARMS, TUSH...WHAT GIVES? DON'T WORRY, WE'RE ALL FAM HERE :-)***