Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Are You S-E-R-I-O-U-S????



ok, i could barely contain my LOLs when i read that republican vice-presidential hopeful, sarah palin has a daughter that is 17 years old, five months pregnant, AND about to wed the baby's father. this along with the fact that mrs. palin is also mother to a 4-month old, Down-Syndrome afflicted newborn herself had me flabbergastedand borderline mad!

let's break this down, shall we:





Palin is a staunch supporter of abstinence-only education AND a member of a feminist group called Feminists For Life. While they seem a little wishy washy on where all of the members stand on contraception, it IS clear that the group's mission seem a little lop-sided of this clear abstinence message palin seems to push.



secondly, who is this woman exactly? she's under investigation for cronyism and abuse of power over some straight up wackness affectionately known as Wooten-Gate. she has little to no foreign policy experience except for the fact that "alaska is close to russia so that means she has some experience." (from a cnn correspondent)



and the last two points weigh the heaviest on me...the fact that she A) has just given birth to a special needs child who will clearly need his mother's loving a continuous support and B) she has a knocked up teenage daughter who directly contradicts this right wing conservatism that supposedly is the republican party. thats like being the freaky preacher's kid...it just AIN'T RIGHT!!!! as a mother, i don't understand how she feels like this is sincerely the right time to not only fling herself, but her family into the spotlight to become victims of public fodder. freak all this talk about her facing normal american issues...frankly, i don't want my neighbor being a horse hair away from possibly leading this country and she's as "normal" as the come...shoot, i don't even want them leading my community organization so this is almost laughable. laughable because she can't seem to get her family to follow her lead per se, she is rather age-ly still birthing babies & she's obviously a pawn in this game trying to garnish the estranged democratic women voters and its all good in the hood?






nay i say to thee! she is a hot, loose, backwards, unknown, shady smile, needing to take care of home and sit her patootie down somewhere M-E-S-S!!!!





***WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS????***

16 comments:

Ms. Jones said...

Couldn't have said it better myself! I can't imagine Obama not winning, McCain taking office and not making it because he's old as hell, and this lifetime NRA member answering the red phone (bin laden will laugh at her ass!)...I've been telling people to get their passports ready just in case!!! It should make for great TV though when the VP debates come on next month...what is she going to say?????

Queen of My Castle said...
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Queen of My Castle said...

Okay...I feel bad for saying this, but when I first saw her pic, Palin that is, I thought to myself Oh, she's a slut puppy for sure. I know that's wrong, but that was my first impression of her. This is exactly what McCain deserves for being such a mud slinger. How in the heck can he OR his wife truly relate to that American people? Okay...I digress because I could go on forever.

I TOTALLY agree with every point that you have made.

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

I agree wholeheartedly with what you've written. I just couldn't believe it when I heard that her daughter was pregnant!! I really find it hard to believe that they knew it, but I guess they had to have known.

jameil1922 said...

i'm def. not a fan but not so willing to skewer her on the public bbq tho the thrusting her young and needy family into the spotlight is more than questionable.

The F$%K it List said...

And the church said AMEN!

I was going to post about this today but now I will just link folks right to you.

Keith said...

You are coming up with the best political satire on your blogposts ,that I've read in a long time...Love that visual...

Yes...McCain just made his campaign a joke...He picks a woman he's only met once, only had a 15 minute conversation with at best...
I know people who have gotten to know hookers better, before leaving
with them.

You are on point with this !

Eb the Celeb said...

that first pic is priceless...lol

where do you find this stuff?

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

I said the same thing...about them using her to try and get the votes from people who were all for Hillary.....hey it will be an interesting race to say the least...lol

TravelDiva said...

She is a joker and McCain is a bigger joker for picking her.

McCain's first showing of presidential judgment leaves a lot to be desired. McCain is friggin' 72 and has had several bouts with cancer; and on his 72nd birthday, he chose someone with zero foreign policy or national security experience, with limited leadership experience, and who is virtually unknown. I have zero confidence in her ability to lead this country. Being a hockey mom and eating mooseburgers does not enable you to deal with the economy, iran, russia, etc.

Her family drama just underscores that McCain did not fully vet this woman. Ughhh.

TravelDiva said...

Oh and thanks for your supporting comments on CITC!

Kitty said...

They say that the 4 month old is actually her grandson. Like on some Bree VanDeKamp type stuff. IDK tho. It's a mess and way too much drama.

@ Queen of My Castle - I thought the same thing! LOL Something about her says "slutcake" to me.

Foia said...

That was good! I can't believe him...he is old..and that's what being old does to you..you make stupid ass decisions..if he wins..oooooooo if he wins...oooo you don't wanna know what i'm thinking right now...*imagine*

I just found out her daughter was pregnant...wowzers..

TravelDiva said...

LMBAO on the Bree VandeKamp reference! HA!

SOUL PRETTY said...

In any other community this would be called what it is, "A Hot Ghetto Mess". It seems when it comes to other folks the bar can always be lowered...Here we have a faithful father of two, a loving husband, a community activist, Harvard Law Grad, Grad of Columbia University, President of the Harvard Law Review...and all of this while being raised in poverty by a single mother, sometimes using food stamps to get dinner...but, oh no...not in the good old US of A...he is not good enough...I can't wait for this election to be over...I told my mom, either way, I'm happy...with Barack, I'm happy with McCain...If America wants to put McCain in office after watching Bush put this country in the toilet...I can't wait for McCain to flush it...We will get what we deserve if WE, don't make it happen....

The Flyyest said...

just because McCain picked her does that make everything better....ummm i dont vcare about this shit.....i only listen to the obamas!!!!!