Thursday, September 25, 2008

It's A Celebration!

Today marks my 111th post! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! and yes, i chose to celebrate the 111th because the number is composed completely of number 1's...i'm quirky like that-lol!!! so, in celebration, take a few secs and get your moonwalk on in the name of PCD-WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

also, because of this mounmental occasion, i am treating myself to 3 wonderful gifts in order of fabulousness...

1. my very own personal assistant.

like most, i am busy. sometimes, there aren't enough hours in a day to accomplish all that i set out to. i hate that. also, there are some things i'd rather not do and love that i can pass it off to the next person. i wouldn't abuse the person and have them live with us or be on call 24 hours a day, but working for me would be no cake-walk. i don't want a friend, a homie, someone to shoot the breeze with....its all about W-O-R-K. and 6 hours a day is just fine....thanx!

2. chef

as much as i loooooooooove to eat, i must admit, i really don't like to cook. every now and again, the spirit moves me and i actually want to get in the kitchen...but those times are few and far between. not to mention, i get tired of trying to find new and interesting things to fix. i only need you 5 days a week...thanx!

3. permanent driver

i am tired of driving...period. sometimes, the traffic and other drivers up here can be so crazy, you feel like you're trying to jump into the Indy 500. you have to push and force your way over, around and into the flow...horns blare, taxis bulldoze you out of the's just not a peaceful experience. i'd rather be able to sit back and enjoy the ride...thanx!



She W0rd Hustlez said...

I just moonwalked all over this office in the name of you lady, loll. Happy 111th post!

I'll take a maid, a perfect girlfriend designed by me, and a personal trainer.

The Jaded NYer said...

111th post celebration!! I love it

*does the robot*

For my three things...

Hmmm, I'll take one of these government bail-outs that seem to be so popular these days, the hover board that the producers of Back to the Future promised me and a self-cleaning, gourmet kitchen.

I don't ask for much... lol

antithesis said...

my 3 things:

1. i would pay the entire cost of my grad school education
2. i would put a down-payment on a house
3. i, too, would get a personal driver because finding parking in DC is a B*TCH.

Queen of My Castle said...

Guess what?!?!?!?!

One of the people on your I wish I could see more of list is coming to Houston, and I soooo have plans to attend.

*Drum roll please*


Kitty said...

Happy 111th!!!
*throws glitter in the air*

As for the 3 things I'd splurge on..

I'd hire a driver too. I hate driving. It's so stressful.

And a nanny so I could handle biz more efficiently w/o worrying abt picking up my Manito from his afterschool or having to find a babysitter blah blah blah..

Lastly, I'd hire a housekeeper but only to come in like once a week to give the crib that thorough cleaning. I don't like strange people all up in my stuff. I'm the type that cleans the house before the cleaning service comes by cuz I don't want them to think I keep a dirty house. true story. :)

Anonymous said...

Happy 111th!!!!
-Driver,I can't stand driving. I'd much rather have someone else do it for me & I would never have to waste time finding a parking space!
-Housekeeper, although I'd probably just go behind her and re-clean everything so that probably would be a waste of money.
-A fabulous vacation house, not sure where yet, but somewhere I can have the ocean as my backyard.

Smarty Jones said...

I just two stepped all around the circle in honor of your celebration. In the words of Rick James as played by Dave Chappelle, "ENJOY yo'selves!"
My three things would be:
1. A maid, because I hate to clean, period. Honestly, if I could live in my house and have it clean without having to do it myself, I'd be in hog heaven.
2. I need a manservant, like Farnsworth Bentley. Somebody who can keep me laughing and sheilded from the sun and rain.
3. A private plane for when I don't feel like making the three hour drive home or the four hour drive to the beach.
Yea, that's what I'd buy.

Ms. Jones said...

Congrats on 111!!!! I would definitely (1) pay off my student loans(2)hire a cook, I love to eat but hate the kitchen (3) build my dream house from the ground up debt free

Demon Hunter said...

I'd take a new house, a maid to clean it, and a 4-book deal from Simon and Schuster. :-)

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Sistah...CONGRATULATIONS ON 111 Posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL....You are a woman after my own heart because I would choose 2 of your 3....

The Chef-one who would cook all my meals which would include healthy ones, favorites one, and something new for me to try just because

The Driver-one who would drive me around like Daisy and keep the car clean inside and outside at all times

The Housekeeper-One who would do all the sweeping, mopping, dish washing, window wiping, bed making, and dusting (I'll wash my own clothes)

TravelDiva said...


A personal driver would be fantastic. It would be like I was on vacation all of the time!

A trip around the world--for a year.

A new car.

The Dreamy One said...

i would like to splurge on a vacay.

that is the only thing that i want to do more than anything in the world right now.


Keith said...

Congradulations on your 111th!!!!!!

I would hire a driver...So that I could hang out and not have to worry about being stopped for a dui.

I'd buy a brand spanking new car..(may do that anyway next year.)

And Lastly I'd splurge on a real vacation, something I haven't had in a minute.

PBW said...

Congrats on post 111!!!! YAY!!!!

I hate driving too. Husband calls me, "Hauling Miz Lazy".

The F$%K it List said...

111- that's what's up! CONGRATS Lady PCD!

*doing the cabbage patch, and the kid and play kick step"

I'd take a driver, because I hate being the driver.

1million a month for life.

5 hours a day free to work out with no interruptions.

And one day a week to be at a Spa

12kyle said...

happy 111th!!!

3 things...hmmm

sanaa lathan
sanaa lathan
sanaa lathan


and you can tell mrs12! lol

jameil1922 said...

an manservant who was personal assistant and chef. organize my workout schedule and get me fed. i also need a personal trainer. someone who can get me in shape WHILE i watch all these movies. and if i can get a sound mixer for my doc shoots, that'd be great.

jameil1922 said...

wait wait antithesis got it right. i'm gonna need someone to pay my grad school expenses first and foremost! so let's make that benefactor, manservant and trainer.

Anonymous said...

wow ,and your counting....good for you and I fully congratulate you.

cant wait for my invite!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on 111!!!

Three Things:

(And I'll have to steal # 1 from antithesis, because they're killing me!!)


#3 A cook who buys groceries :-)

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

Congrats on your 111th post!! :-) I love your blog because it's always so entertaining!!

My 3 things would be:

1. Chef
2. Housekeeper
3. Personal Hairdresser (I HATE doing my hair and I hate going to salons)