Monday, August 4, 2008

Embarrassment Personified

as we all know, i love reality tv. i watch a show on the WE channel called bridezillas. and last night a woman named brandi was featured. brandi is from texas and her accent is reeeeeeeeeeally thick. but it was her dollar-store taste that made this episode hilarious. check her out:
















she never ceased to amaze me....from requesting a vagina-shaped grooms cake, implementing a booty dance for herself and her bridal party at the reception, her obsession with fried chicken (even while at the spa), and of course, her request for monetary contributions from her guests. i was embarrassed for her, but i was on the floor laughing nonetheless.


***HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AN EVENT WHERE THE GOINGS-ON EVEN MADE YOU (A GUEST) EMBARRASSED? NAME SOME FOOLISHNESS THAT YOU WERE WITNESS TO THAT REALLY ENDED UP BEING HILARIOUS!***

11 comments:

The Dreamy One said...

yes mami( lmao) I do

It was a long time ago.......

When we went a wedding and my brother and out cousin started fighting

Lord I had never been so embarrassed in my life!

Even though my brother was defending himself, everybody and their mama was looking!

It's still talked about till this day!

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

Dang, I can't watch the video right now, but the description that you wrote sums it up -- PURE FOOLISHNESS!! LOL!!

Let me think...

Well, I guess I could throw myself in the embarrassment files. My wedding started almost 2 hours late THANKS TO MY HUSBAND and his entire family (they lived 2 hours from our wedding destination)!!!!

I was so embarrassed, angry and in tears. I can look back and laugh at it now...kinda, but it was the most that I had ever been embarrassed. BGG never wanted to have a cliche, wedding...you know...black folks are always late. I'm getting angry again just thinking about it!!!! Stuck in traffic!

Queen of My Castle said...

OMG! I saw that episode and was pissed to no end that she had to be from Texas. I cringe whenever they feature Texans like her on any national show.

Queen of My Castle said...

Oh...Welcome back, babes!!!!!!

12kyle said...

country and ghetto! she was eating chicken at the spa.

in the words of flavor flav..."wowwwwwwwwwwwwww"

i've been to one wedding where it was so country till it wasn't even funny. i wish that i had pictures b/c words don't describe how bad it was. lol

Miss Mika said...

LOL!!! That is too funny!!!!

I can't recall going to a "normal" wedding. I think the worst was when I was the most embarrassed was being a bride's maid in my ex-husband's cousin's wedding. The idiots in the bridal party had the limo driver blast "You Can Do It Put Your Back In To It" By Ice Cube while driving down one of the worst neighborhoods in the city and throwing up gang signs. Then, after these fools drunk up all the alcohol in the limo, had the limo driver stop by a liquor store to buy a bunch of 40 ounces. Imagine men and women in tuxes and pretty bride's maids dressing bumrushing the liquor store. I was soooooo embarrassed and scared, I thought for sure we were going to be shot at. I just wanted OUT!!

The Flyyest said...

ooh...i have to many to go there....

all i can say is that wedding was probably ghetto fabulous!!!! i wanna see it now!!! LMAO

Kitty said...

I was in a wedding, and when it came time to do the pics the bride did a bunch of ghetto fab poses. like the "stick ur booty out with your hand on your hip pose. And the pic w/ her and hubby, tell me why she had one leg up on him. I was soo dead. I'll spare you the first dance fiasco but I will say the wedding was quite the memorable occasion.

Smarty Jones said...

OMG!!! I am literally sitting in my cubicle with my mouth agape.
I can not believe I missed this. This one looks even worse than when the chick got left at the altar.
She is what we call "countr-etto," that's country and ghetto all at the same time. The sad thing is, she probably didn't realize why she was wrong on sooooooo many levels.
*SMH*

The F$%K it List said...

Oh yes I remember a very dear friend of mine, his wedding. What a hot ghetto mess that was.

They were in a horse and carriage in BROOKYLN, then there were 5 yes 5 dress changes. The choreographed dane piece and the 3 wedding cakes. They also asked for monetary gifts.

And they divorced 1 year later.

ShellyShell said...

LOL! I watch this show all the time! They showed this episode tonite. A MESS!

I went to a wedding where the bride yelled out to people in the audience as she was walking down the aisle. She said to my father "Ohh lawd Paul you came, oh lawd you came for me" Then at the reception the trasvestite wedding coordinators dress caught on fire because she was making a circle of love with tealight candles. Then the cake table caught on fire. The man who was serving food that worked where the reception was left his post and went home took a shower and came back in some gators ready to party! The brides brother tried to holla at me with his girlfriend there. I had to check him and her because she kept giving ME the side eye. There were sooooooo many things wrong with that wedding. I have never been to anything like it!