WHY am i watching Good Morning America and those dang-blasted clintons are still grabbing headlines?
WHY did i click past BET last night and the BET awards were on?
WHY did alicia keys insist on wearing yeast infection jeans? *we all know you're hippy, but that was in poor taste...and so was the egyptian wig. you're waaaaaaay too fab for that*
WHY did i not know 75% of the people /songs/antics?
WHY did i grow increasingly embarrassed by some of the buffoonery?
WHY does my husband snore like a friggin wilderbest with a foghorn up his nose? *hurling pillow at his head*
WHY did someone call my phone before 8am this morning? thats so rude. unless its an emergency, don't call me before 8! i don't want to have to turn my ringer off cuz something might actually happen. dang...have some couth! i shouldn't have to say this, but there's always somebody...
WHY was there a four car smash-up on the highway early this morning and 3 people were thrown from their cars? seatbelts are the truth people...
WHY am i fiending for some fried green tomatoes but still get the willies cuz they are confusing me...one week tomatoes are cool, the next week, they're not...from this region, its ok, not from there...no thanx!
WHY is our fish circling the top of his tank, fluttering and having seizures looking for food...(*PCD, get up and feed that dang thing*)
WHY did some 7 year old drive his grandmother's car to the mall? *i've never understood how these things happen...are the adults in the house doing mushrooms while the kids just run wild?*
WHY have i still not finished painting my daughter's rocking chair....all i have to do is cover up a mistake and paint her name...it only took me 2 days to completely hand-paint and its been a month now that i haven't put the finsihing touch on...le sigh
WHY did i have the yummiest dinner last night made up of baked sole wrapped around lump crabmeat, pan-seared garlic scallops, steamed asparagus and a fresh salad with seasoned feta and cranberries?
WHY is my schedule super crazy...between lil PCD's gymnastics, music & dance and swim lessons and my women's meeting, book club and 2 day per week chiropractor appointments...i'm boggled! and i have to fit shopping, family & friend time and play dates into all of this-YIKES!!! somehow we get it done....*thank goodness for wine, bubble baths and spas*
WHY do i have some of the most fab and diverse readers?
WHY when i end up purchasing extra stuff does that start me on a mission and i start going places i didn't even plan on shopping at?
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