Thursday, February 28, 2008

You and I, We Can Conquer the World




holy chap stick & wedding bands! i've been DYING to see gary coleman (40) and his bride shannon price (22) in living color. we all saw the wedding pics...but they rang so staged.


this clip though, is pure gold! the couple's body language was so awkward and distant, it made al roker & gary look like secret lovers! the stuttering gary did when al congratulated them was classic....like "ahbooahboooo, uh...yeah. thanks! (the fact that he acknowledged this crap really threw me off from trying to plug my lastest venture) ahmmmmm, gooble gabble...i'm one of those guys that never thought he'd get married!" LOVES IT!!

now gary does have a soft spot in my heart. he was recently down on his luck and had to resort to auctioning personal autographed items on ebay like cargo pants from the GAP,




an xbox game system,



pictures,















and his CAR!!! but it really made me wonder about something. it was circulated that he was auctioning these items on ebay because he needed money for medical bills...but now we hear he scheduled helicopter rides over fire valley and crap like that and i must say, hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........what's really going on gary?

nonetheless, gary and his wife look like two of the worst actors in the history of fake couples....even worse than michael jackson and lisa marie presley....why? well, because it's gary coleman for crying outloud. and from the psycho/angry vibe he gives off to the mysteriously hidden top row of teeth...i can't help but name them Couple Of The Year!!!!!!!! (seriously, can you spot any teeth on the top)
oh, and in case you thought i was exaggerating on the fakeness of their coupledom...I IMPLORE YOU TO WATCH THIS!!!!


13 comments:

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

wow

TravelDiva said...

LMAO! There is absolutely no chemistry between them. They're newlyweds and they are 10 miles away from each other on the couch. There is something so sad about little Arnold.

His bride called him a "superstar"--umm, not since 1982 sweetie.

Elle said...

Just hell no! I'm with traveldiva...bring back cute lil arnold!

12kyle said...

Arnold is married?

To her?

whutchutatalkinboutwillis????

Still_Pocahontaz said...

zzzzz wake me up when this shyt is over....

LMAO @ 12kyle

Yasmeen Christian said...

Gary looks insane, I still love him tho.

TravelDiva said...

LMAO at 12kyle!

and I agree, Gary looks a little touched.

Mes Deux Cents said...

Hi PCD,

I feel bad for Gary. Imagine having your own parents steal from you. I think he has grown bitter which explains all the anger. I hope he gets some good therapy.

Is their marriage going to be a reality show?

Ms.Lady said...

*first time..haaay gurrl!*

Wha??
When is he EVER goin' to let the fact that NO ONE wants to see his arse and keep it movin'??

I just dont understand
::confused look::

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

@ F&F...speechless, i see-LOL!

@ traveldiva...EXAAAAAAAAAAACTLY! and even tho he was hot back then, she could have com eup on the dvd or reruns of diff'rent strokes so she could have at least say she's SEEN her own husband doing his thing

@ elle...arnold will never be that cute again...EVER! smh

@ 12kyle...LOL! but seriously, who else do you think would actually want to fake a marriage with him?

@ poca...i just hope he gets to lose his virginity before they divorce

@ yasmeen...chile..looks? you know gary is nuts!

@ mdc...i did feel bad, until he got married. i thinks gary isn't as down-and-out as he would like us to believe, maybe i'm wrong.

@ ms. lady...welcome to the circle! and maybe if she can get some shine from his new endeavor, she'll let him look at her *business*...i bet he's never even seen one-LOL!

Marleaux said...

Wow, he looks like a really men child gone Chucky. And is he wearing Crocs.

idk... said...

I died @ holy chap stick & wedding bands!

too funny girl!

jameil1922 said...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeird.