Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bosoms Bewildered








we all know that christina aguilera never really hid her bosom from the general public. many times, they've been smashed, smooshed, corsetted and flung into our eye space. and since she's had little max liron, not much has changed in that department-i've seen nothing but deep, DEEP v-necks. but now, i have a gripe with mrs. bratman. anyone who's carried and birthed a child know the wonderment of the mommy chest.

they spring up like freshy inflated beach balls....they become fixations and sometimes you may marvel at the new boobicles you are sporting. HOWEVER, i am not a fan of exploiting your mommy benefits for attention. this here is disgusting. we know you have massive mammaries now. we know where they came from. we know how this occurred. we know you like to show them......but for the love of mike, a) no one likes to see engorged bosoms complete with green veins because you haven't pumped so that you can keep expanding and b) what in creation is going on with the lopsidedness and odd shapes? well, i know the answer to that, but that just further confirms why we should not be subject to seeing your baby feeders. christina, do better please, you're a mother for christmas' sake.

14 comments:

Elle said...

LOL! Yeah homegirl is loving her bazungas and showing them off like it's her job. And I guess in some ways it is. Between her cake makeup and those chi chis, I don't know where to look! But hey Chrissy has always been OTT, she can't help it.

TravelDiva said...

LMAO. I'm all for working your assets, but she's got a cheap pamela lee vibe going there.

Opinionated Diva said...

those are NOT real...it's not just because of birth!

you should just see the look of disgust on my face...how do you not know (with all that cleavage exposed) that the twins are THAT lopsided???!

madness!

New Black Woman said...

Wow...when did she get those???

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

you guys are hating, shes got them why keep them locked up, if you got it flaunt it...

i love christina

Kitty said...

Christina Aguilerra = Yuck
Always has and probably always will. No one has ever accused her of being classy so hey. Someone likes it tho.

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

everything was fine with her excessive chest exposure until it became obvious that she was not even caring how they looked, just so long as they were visible. they looked fine in the other pics, but the top pic is gross. she should have pumped and repositioned because that looks classless...especially for a mommy, imo.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

I hate to disagree with y'all but my mouth is watering.

Okay, I lied. I don't hate to disagree...

But my mouf is watering.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

LMAO at second....I agree with Pretty....put them things away.

TILshopgirl said...

LMAO!!!!! DITTO PCD, DITTO!

Eb the Celeb said...

that first pic is just straight nasty... they all lopsided and all them veins... ewe

idk... said...

yea the vains are not cute... but im im not surprised she got the twins out like that...

jameil1922 said...

you did not say baby feeders!! killin me!! lol.

Busy Bee said...

All I can Say is WOW!

The Bee is out!