we all know that christina aguilera never really hid her bosom from the general public. many times, they've been smashed, smooshed, corsetted and flung into our eye space. and since she's had little max liron, not much has changed in that department-i've seen nothing but deep, DEEP v-necks. but now, i have a gripe with mrs. bratman. anyone who's carried and birthed a child know the wonderment of the mommy chest.
they spring up like freshy inflated beach balls....they become fixations and sometimes you may marvel at the new boobicles you are sporting. HOWEVER, i am not a fan of exploiting your mommy benefits for attention. this here is disgusting. we know you have massive mammaries now. we know where they came from. we know how this occurred. we know you like to show them......but for the love of mike, a) no one likes to see engorged bosoms complete with green veins because you haven't pumped so that you can keep expanding and b) what in creation is going on with the lopsidedness and odd shapes? well, i know the answer to that, but that just further confirms why we should not be subject to seeing your baby feeders. christina, do better please, you're a mother for christmas' sake. 
